Showing posts with label eminem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eminem. Show all posts

Game Over (Rap it)



(Rap it)

She was a fashion model
From some fancy online portal

It's all just porn so i start to scroll it
It's boring, I couldn't control it
So i start to troll it
Licking one end I just roll it
Darn it!
I just burn it
And smoke it
Now I'm tripping through another dimension

It's an ascension
An illusion
A delusion
With no earthly description

Nevermind, I'm the water
That's in all three states of matter
I couldn't say if I hurt her
Just know, y'all kids will see my documentary in a theatre

You fear that im dangerous
I tell you it ain't contagious
Until i know you're courageous
I try to act all sagacious

I couldn't care less to look acceptable
respectable
a spectacle
a miracle
prophesied by an oracle
You'll see me yakety-yak and cackle
When i hear your spine crackle
Though my hands would be bound in a shackle
There was never prequel
And they caught me before an artful sequel

They said i went for the head shot
I just heard the siren, now the police is taking a mugshot
The blood splash on my face is thick, hot
I hurled away my freedom with a slingshot
Knock knock
Here comes the noose knot
To be reborn, i fucking wish not
'Game Over' followed by a giant fucking 8-bit white dot

Neither a saint nor a sinner (possibly a rap song lyrics)

NOTE: Try it in EMINEM style

I'm neither a saint nor a sinner
Life ain't a race, cry or die there's no winner

It's not up to you to judge
And turn my life around with a nudge

For, fucker, I won't budge
Fuck't all I hold no grudge

With the dead and the dreaded filling the trench
Through which I numbly bloody trudge

Lying down, I see her chasm,
She said, "You're a fucking king of giving orgasm"
Years pass before I get the sarcasm
I was green and believed I was awesome

I give no fuck no more
Baby, really
Of course, literally

Upon conquering it all, why do I feel empty
Broken, am I, like the fallen Humpty-Dumpty
Oh, no King nor his men on knee,
Come running to help the broken me

I'm the tornado that brings destruction
Tearing open everything that's an emotional obstruction
Calm and quiet at the centre,
That's where I find my shelter
To escape from all the helter-skelter

You may beat me up, black and blue,
Though my heart's broken, I won't beg you for glue

Exhausted, I lie down on a ground a little higher,
Turns out that's a pyre, and you set it on a fire
With a dry voice I challenge your manhood
Command you to pile upon me more wood
Disbelief and anger replaces your gay mood
Drains out the blood under your black hood

You can't kill the dead
Run away before you lose your head

I live my life a'mocking,
a'joking,
a'knocking,
a'breaking,
a'smacking,
a'whacking,
a'hacking,
a'choking,
a'shaking,
a'making y'all a'shocking,
a'waking up from this nightmare

Stripping you down
Ripping you open like a gown
Let there be no error
I'll fill you up with sheer terror

I'll close you up neatly with a stitch
Upon which you'll find no glitch,
Oh, rest assured, you'll find no itch
For that's the least of your worries. Bitch,
I'm neither a saint nor a sinner
Life ain't a race, cry or die there's no winner
For, fucker, I won't budge
Fuck't all I hold no grudge
You can't kill the dead
Run away before you lose your head
I have put the reaper to bed
Now shut the fuck up for he's sleeping like a lead